Live longer... like a BRITISH ROCKSTAR
As reported the other day on Kraazy Aunt Karla's Rock Quickie, studies indicate rock stars die much sooner than the average person. But, Part B of that study is that British rock stars actually live longer than their American counterparts. Therefore, one must ask if perhaps the "Keith Richards Diet Plan" should be considered for our young up-and-comers. After all, this 60-something Brit rock icon IS the picture of health, is he not? ...
Perhaps Keith and Ozzy could make a workout video of some sort. Guitarist Zaak Wylde offers the following advice-"The secret to a long and healthy road tour is all in the supplemental backstage refreshment: a heady concoction of Pedialyte and Crown Royal." Perhaps.... though it should be noted he only PLAYS with British Rock stars so maybe it is a proximity effect, as in Ozzy-Ozzmosis?
Whatever the common threads, a detailed long-term / multi-tour medical study needs to be compiled and results further documented (complete with tour-rider, three month supply of brown M&M's, and the band's own finger sandwich line in the frozen-food isle). We, at THE PIT STOP, eagerly awaiting the self-help DVD set, can only offer up this toast; " to American Rock Band Longevity ... and good road-health... Cheers!"